Thank god film and tv are finally showing that black fathers actually DO commit.
“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”
Speak it into existence.
SIX MONTHS FROM NOW I WILL BE IN A DIFFERENT SITUATION
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“I didn’t think nothin’ of it. Thought it was just a seed.”
“Deep breath”
I SWEAR TO THE FUCKIN GODS…..
(cue 25 minutes of unintelligible yelling)
….and that is why being separated from our food’s origins and not knowing anything about botany is what is wrong with the world today goddamnit.
I bet some people would eat castor beans too. Or yew. Or just fuckin’ snack on some hemlock because it’s natural, man.
Fucking incredible.
LIKE IT TAKES SOME FUCKING EFFORT TO GET A CHERRY PIT OPEN FUCKING W H Y
Question: Is it the same with plums? I used to do that occasionally when I ate dried and seasoned Asian plums as a kid.
Yes.
Plum pits do not contain as much as cherry, but they do.
Do not eat stone fruit pits, people. Or bitter almonds.
They all have cyanide in them.
Oh boy, apricot kernels. The amount of people I see lauding those as a “cure for cancer” is… demoralizing. I can’t find it right now but I believe there was a mother in the past few years who was taken to court for child endangerment/neglect for feeding those to her very young child as a cancer treatment.
I saw this horror last year, and yelled for an entire hour.
To be fair, I bet if you die of cyanide poisoning the cancer won’t kill you.
I have been wanting to use these photos for months.
The recommendation is to only eat 3 in one hour. because that is just the most filling snack and of course they will stop at three.
But then they say DON’T EAT MORE THEN 10 A DAY.
It’s not even FDA approved. “may be toxic”.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.
Just because it’s food for another creature doesn’t mean it’s fine for you.
Best case scenario it’s like grass which is basically neutral- it’s generally not going to kill you but there’s no nutrition for humans in it, and enough will probably make you sick.
Worst case scenario it’s something like belladonna berries which taste sweet but will kill you stone cold dead.
Same for the wrong kind of mushrooms, other berries, leaves and barks. Before consuming, CHECK. If you can’t check, don’t put it in your mouth.
Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.
Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.
Just because it’s natural doesn’t mean it’s good for you.
I’ve been saying this for so long, oh my gosh.
^^As a toxicologist, I approve this message.
I come across this shit all the time in my work. My standard response to “it’s natural” is:
“So is uranium, cyanide, brown snake poison, radiation, nicotine, lead, mercury etc…”
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Wow, just wow 😂
What elementary school in Miami is this?
Bruh what the FUCK? 😂😂😭
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Her little bonnet and her foot sticking up lol cute 😍😍
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HOW DARE you insult Alexander Hamilton and his Squad™
Excuse me bitch we don’t insult them in this house they were WONDERFUL and we RESPECT THEM
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honey this thread?????????????? some real ass shit idc idc idc. vaginas just have a smell, period. AND BITCH AFTER A WORKOUT? OR JUST A REAL ACTIVE DAY IN THE SUMMER? we shouldnt be so ashamed to talk about this. its really not that deep.
niggas gonna use this post to attack random women they mad at.
Idegaf! That raw MEAT smell when your period is at its HEIGHT???? Like you shit just raw meat 🥩🤢 Like a coppery blood smell??? Oh my GOD!!! And don’t be depressed prior. You shit can knock you O.U.T.
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Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
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book: “she has naturally red hair”
screen adaptation:
book: “she has naturally curly hair”
screen adaptation:
book: “red hair, freckles”
screen adaptation:
Book: “she was black”
Movie adaptation:
Book: She was asian
Movie:
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best one yet
So much better
lmao my fav
The ending
Guy couldn’t even run away from his lies at the end
omg
this gave me a headache
how can u be that off beat
im sad